No sooner my kids leave their friends than they start texting them. And it's all in code in a language I totally don't understand. Bill Engvall codefriendkid Change image and share on social
I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it. Bill Engvall carfindflip Change image and share on social
Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.' Bill Engvall jayjokeleno Change image and share on social
As my wife says, I'll never fully retire, but it'll start to slow down. I'll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won't be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside. Bill Engvall anymorecasinocontinue share on social
I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out. Bill Engvall banbulletfire Change image and share on social
There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment. Bill Engvall amendmentamericagod Change image and share on social
I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer. Bill Engvall dayfairlygameboy Change image and share on social
I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak. Bill Engvall chickeneatfish Change image and share on social
My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.' Bill Engvall backbillengvall Change image and share on social
You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades. Bill Engvall decadefamilygod Change image and share on social
