I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too. Bill Engvall funpeoplestage Change image and share on social
My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time. Bill Engvall countryfavoriteroad Change image and share on social
I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.' Bill Engvall askcarcoat share on social
I always wanted to be an actor. I always wanted to be John Wayne. Bill Engvall actorjohnwant Change image and share on social
No sooner my kids leave their friends than they start texting them. And it's all in code in a language I totally don't understand. Bill Engvall codefriendkid Change image and share on social
Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.' Bill Engvall jayjokeleno Change image and share on social
As my wife says, I'll never fully retire, but it'll start to slow down. I'll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won't be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside. Bill Engvall anymorecasinocontinue share on social
I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer. Bill Engvall dayfairlygameboy Change image and share on social
There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment. Bill Engvall amendmentamericagod Change image and share on social
