I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.' Bill Engvall hatepeoplesign Change image and share on social
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy. Bill Engvall funnyguymeet Change image and share on social
I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak. Bill Engvall chickeneatfish Change image and share on social
My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.' Bill Engvall backbillengvall Change image and share on social
You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades. Bill Engvall decadefamilygod Change image and share on social
I've learned in my older age that sexy gets you further than brains. Bill Engvall agebrainhave Change image and share on social
I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you. Bill Engvall loveroadstand Change image and share on social
People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in. Bill Engvall findjobpeople Change image and share on social
Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good. Bill Engvall 90sgoodlife Change image and share on social
Standup is a form of therapy. It is OK to tell problems to your audience as long as you are being honest and not boring them. I tell them that I am saving $75 an hour when I talk to them instead of a therapist. Bill Engvall audienceboreform share on social