I can open up any can of worms and get people upset. Andy Kindler openpeopleupset Change image and share on social
If I love a comic but they have an off night, who am I to say they should have taken out this or added that? It doesn't work that way... I have no interest in hurting people's feelings. Andy Kindler addcomicfeeling Change image and share on social
I don't consider myself a political comedian because it's so hard. It takes time away from me saying terrible things about TV. Andy Kindler comedianhardpolitical Change image and share on social
I'm interested in Jeff Bridges. I love that guy. And I did like Carey Mulligan in 'An Education.' And I love Meryl Streep, but if they could ban 'Julie & Julia,' I'd be in favor of that. Andy Kindler banbridgecarey Change image and share on social
I sold door to door for a couple years. As the years recede from the event, I remember less about it, which is probably good for my mind. It was home improvement in Cerritos California, Buena Park, that area. Andy Kindler areabuenacalifornia share on social
I've always felt that there's a Catskills comic who lives in my head and is constantly trying to get out. There's all these jokes that have been passed down from Jewish generation to Jewish generation, which I love but which I've always made fun of. Andy Kindler catskillscomicconstantly share on social
I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it! Andy Kindler enjoymakemission Change image and share on social
My manager came up with the name 'State of the Industry,' and it was just one of those things. It just took off. Well, I don't know about 'took off.' I'm not in the stratosphere. Andy Kindler industrymanagerstate Change image and share on social
Louie is hugely talented. But I get very annoyed at the way the media... say, 'Louis C.K. is the greatest stand-up in the world.' He's not the greatest stand-up in the world. He's not funnier than Dave Attell. Andy Kindler annoyattelldave share on social
I did not sell Amway, but I sold Shaklee, which was an Amway-type product sold through multi-level marketing. Andy Kindler amwaylevelmarkete Change image and share on social
