Can we all admit that 'Parks and Recreation' is horrible? Is this something we would all know, but don't say? Maybe everything should not be improv'd. Andy Kindler admithorribleimprov Change image and share on social
I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him. Andy Kindler circleclosehard Change image and share on social
I even get tired performing standup, which is normally a low-impact exercise in futility but looks hard the way I do it. That's why I take a lot of breaks, often stopping in the middle of a joke to catch my breath, or blame the crowd for not laughing before the punchline. Andy Kindler blamebreakbreath share on social
I feel completely fearless when I'm on stage. And also totally fearful. There's the fear that I'm not making a very smart career move sometimes, but there's the stronger belief that these things need to be said. Andy Kindler beliefcareercompletely share on social
I wanted to like 'Up in the Air' - I like Jason Reitman - but Vera Farmiga left me cold. Andy Kindler aircoldfarmiga Change image and share on social
If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of. Andy Kindler careerfungood Change image and share on social
I would like Albert Brooks to have received the Oscars for best actor, best director and best screenplay for 'Modern Romance.' I love that movie. Andy Kindler actoralbertbrook Change image and share on social
There are so many people who just want a flashy object in front of their eyes and don't want to think at all; I find that disturbing. Andy Kindler disturbeyefind Change image and share on social
The cliche that comics always use is that whatever is happening in the news is 'the gift that keeps on giving.' I always thought that was a bunch of nonsense. Andy Kindler bunchclichecomic Change image and share on social
I'm not a confrontational person in real life, so I really don't wanna get into arguments or fistfights with people I'm making fun of. Andy Kindler argumentconfrontationalfistfight Change image and share on social
