'Ambulatory' is my favorite word to use because it never gets a laugh. Andy Kindler ambulatoryfavoritelaugh Change image and share on social
I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist. Andy Kindler havelotmentalist Change image and share on social
'The Graduate' should have won best picture over 'In the Heat of the Night.' Andy Kindler graduateheatnight Change image and share on social
Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact. Andy Kindler factfallonhandsome Change image and share on social
The Comedy Bar is an intimate club, which I prefer. I refuse to play theatres, because large empty spaces make me nervous, and I don't enjoy the echo. I'm no sell out. Literally. Andy Kindler barclubcomedy Change image and share on social
If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of. Andy Kindler careerfungood Change image and share on social
I'm still doing what I've always wanted to do, and how big it gets or how much money I make for it or how popular I am in the public's eye is really not that important, even though it's hard to let that go. Andy Kindler bigeyehard share on social
From 1987 to 1992, I was on the road for 40 weeks a year playing comedy clubs, and that was during the 'comedy boom.' Andy Kindler boomclubcomedy Change image and share on social
I came out to L.A. in '78 to be a musician. I didn't get into comedy until the mid-Eighties. Andy Kindler comedyeightymid Change image and share on social
My goal isn't to wake up in the morning and hurt people's feelings. Andy Kindler feelinggoalhurt Change image and share on social
