The right wing is appealing to a shrinking, shrinking demographic of angry white people who blame their predicament in life on the fact that there are immigrants coming into the country; it's pretty ludicrous. Andy Kindler angryappealblame share on social
I've always felt that there's a Catskills comic who lives in my head and is constantly trying to get out. There's all these jokes that have been passed down from Jewish generation to Jewish generation, which I love but which I've always made fun of. Andy Kindler catskillscomicconstantly share on social
I try to go out for everything. I go out for any acting stuff that comes up, and voice-over stuff. Andy Kindler actstuffvoice Change image and share on social
If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of. Andy Kindler careerfungood Change image and share on social
I am the smartest comedian in the history of the world. Andy Kindler comedianhistorysmart Change image and share on social
'Ambulatory' is my favorite word to use because it never gets a laugh. Andy Kindler ambulatoryfavoritelaugh Change image and share on social
When I played a club in Salt Lake City, I complained to the crowd about the low turnout. It's always good to berate the people who paid to see you because you're upset about the people who didn't show up. It's called misplaced anger, and without it, I wouldn't have an act. Andy Kindler actangerberate share on social
My manager came up with the name 'State of the Industry,' and it was just one of those things. It just took off. Well, I don't know about 'took off.' I'm not in the stratosphere. Andy Kindler industrymanagerstate Change image and share on social
I've given myself permission to say whatever's on my mind when I'm on stage. Andy Kindler havemindpermission Change image and share on social
Can we all admit that 'Parks and Recreation' is horrible? Is this something we would all know, but don't say? Maybe everything should not be improv'd. Andy Kindler admithorribleimprov Change image and share on social