I try to go out for everything. I go out for any acting stuff that comes up, and voice-over stuff. Andy Kindler actstuffvoice Change image and share on social
I think that most people will spend their whole life not figuring out what they're meant to do, or figuring out what they're meant to do on their way to do something else. So I just feel lucky that I know what I love to do. Everything else figures itself out. Andy Kindler feelfigurelife share on social
I sold door to door for a couple years. As the years recede from the event, I remember less about it, which is probably good for my mind. It was home improvement in Cerritos California, Buena Park, that area. Andy Kindler areabuenacalifornia share on social
I am the smartest comedian in the history of the world. Andy Kindler comedianhistorysmart Change image and share on social
My manager came up with the name 'State of the Industry,' and it was just one of those things. It just took off. Well, I don't know about 'took off.' I'm not in the stratosphere. Andy Kindler industrymanagerstate Change image and share on social
I don't hate Dane Cook, but I am trying to go after people I think are capable of more. Andy Kindler capablecookdane Change image and share on social
I don't enjoy writing newspaper articles any more than people like reading them. I'm a standup comic, not a journalist, although sometimes onstage I will say: 'What else is in the news?' Writing is work, which I'm not comfortable with. Andy Kindler articlecomfortablecomic share on social
You tell me that 'Date Night' was good? I'm not going to see it. I will debate you on it, having no knowledge of the footage in the film. I was next to someone on the plane watching it, and they were dozing off. Andy Kindler datedebatedoze share on social
Sometimes things can be a guilty pleasure, but with 'Idol,' everyone talks about it like it's a real thing; they argue over who's gonna win... There's no laughing at it. Andy Kindler arguegonnaguilty Change image and share on social
Can we all admit that 'Parks and Recreation' is horrible? Is this something we would all know, but don't say? Maybe everything should not be improv'd. Andy Kindler admithorribleimprov Change image and share on social
