I always had a tremendous amount of rage about the business, and I thought turning that into comedy was healthy. Andy Kindler amountbusinesscomedy Change image and share on social
There are so many people who just want a flashy object in front of their eyes and don't want to think at all; I find that disturbing. Andy Kindler disturbeyefind Change image and share on social
I don't know what Tracy Morgan does onstage, but I can assure you, it's no act. Andy Kindler actassuremorgan Change image and share on social
My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes. Andy Kindler goaljokeoffstage Change image and share on social
Why did God have to make Mo'Nique a good actress? What was God thinking when he decided to give Mo'Nique acting chops. Now we have to endure Mo'Nique comedy specials. Andy Kindler actactresschop Change image and share on social
I even get tired performing standup, which is normally a low-impact exercise in futility but looks hard the way I do it. That's why I take a lot of breaks, often stopping in the middle of a joke to catch my breath, or blame the crowd for not laughing before the punchline. Andy Kindler blamebreakbreath share on social
I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It's such a tricky thing; you don't want to make rules about it. There's nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he'd break every rule you set up. But he's funny. Andy Kindler attellbreakdave share on social
I've always felt that there's a Catskills comic who lives in my head and is constantly trying to get out. There's all these jokes that have been passed down from Jewish generation to Jewish generation, which I love but which I've always made fun of. Andy Kindler catskillscomicconstantly share on social
I feel completely fearless when I'm on stage. And also totally fearful. There's the fear that I'm not making a very smart career move sometimes, but there's the stronger belief that these things need to be said. Andy Kindler beliefcareercompletely share on social
Can we all admit that 'Parks and Recreation' is horrible? Is this something we would all know, but don't say? Maybe everything should not be improv'd. Andy Kindler admithorribleimprov Change image and share on social
