You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza. Andy Kindler pizzaterriblewrong Change image and share on social
George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go. Andy Kindler funnygeorgehilarity Change image and share on social
You tell me that 'Date Night' was good? I'm not going to see it. I will debate you on it, having no knowledge of the footage in the film. I was next to someone on the plane watching it, and they were dozing off. Andy Kindler datedebatedoze share on social
I can open up any can of worms and get people upset. Andy Kindler openpeopleupset Change image and share on social
I'm tired of demographic appeal being more important than talent. I want to fight against that. Andy Kindler appealdemographicfight Change image and share on social
I always had a tremendous amount of rage about the business, and I thought turning that into comedy was healthy. Andy Kindler amountbusinesscomedy Change image and share on social
My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes. Andy Kindler goaljokeoffstage Change image and share on social
I wanted to like 'Up in the Air' - I like Jason Reitman - but Vera Farmiga left me cold. Andy Kindler aircoldfarmiga Change image and share on social
I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it! Andy Kindler enjoymakemission Change image and share on social
Can we all admit that 'Parks and Recreation' is horrible? Is this something we would all know, but don't say? Maybe everything should not be improv'd. Andy Kindler admithorribleimprov Change image and share on social