'The Graduate' should have won best picture over 'In the Heat of the Night.' Andy Kindler graduateheatnight Change image and share on social
When did I start comedy? I came out of the womb and did 10 minutes. Andy Kindler comedyminutestart Change image and share on social
I don't enjoy writing newspaper articles any more than people like reading them. I'm a standup comic, not a journalist, although sometimes onstage I will say: 'What else is in the news?' Writing is work, which I'm not comfortable with. Andy Kindler articlecomfortablecomic share on social
I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him. Andy Kindler circleclosehard Change image and share on social
I will say that I wasn't susceptible to Tony Robbins-like pitches, even as a younger man. Andy Kindler manpitchrobbins Change image and share on social
I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist. Andy Kindler havelotmentalist Change image and share on social
I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It's such a tricky thing; you don't want to make rules about it. There's nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he'd break every rule you set up. But he's funny. Andy Kindler attellbreakdave share on social
I have to say, after hanging out with Republicans for four days, I want to take a look at my own birth certificate. I don't think I was born in this country. Andy Kindler bearbirthcertificate Change image and share on social
Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact. Andy Kindler factfallonhandsome Change image and share on social
The Comedy Bar is an intimate club, which I prefer. I refuse to play theatres, because large empty spaces make me nervous, and I don't enjoy the echo. I'm no sell out. Literally. Andy Kindler barclubcomedy Change image and share on social