Top 50 Quotes by Alexei Sayle

A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.

I feel really ambiguous about the psychology of people trying to do good in the world.

The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.

I am quite girly.

Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else.

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.

As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.

I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?