Top 50 Quotes by Alexei Sayle

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

I am quite girly.

Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else.

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.

As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.

I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

People aren't universally heroic.

A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.