But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder. Alexei Sayle beliefcentralcommunist Change image and share on social
If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else. Alexei Sayle agreepiquestart Change image and share on social
If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.' Alexei Sayle curtainderangedrape share on social
I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that. Alexei Sayle comicalcruelhumour Change image and share on social
Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else. Alexei Sayle explainflawmarxism Change image and share on social
As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death. Alexei Sayle comicdeathgrind Change image and share on social
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git. Alexei Sayle annoyarmband Change image and share on social
I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus. Alexei Sayle absentattachesophagus Change image and share on social
If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres. Alexei Sayle centrecharitycity Change image and share on social
It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political. Alexei Sayle constantparentpolitical Change image and share on social
