I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work in the summer though. I don't have the right clothes. Alexei Sayle arabicclotheexpert share on social
I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion. Alexei Sayle commoncrackdisabuse Change image and share on social
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git. Alexei Sayle annoyarmband Change image and share on social
I would say I was still a Marxist - which is not to be confused with being a Communist. Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else. Alexei Sayle communistconfuseexplain Change image and share on social
I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut. Alexei Sayle annexebbcbite Change image and share on social
I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city. Alexei Sayle agobuycity Change image and share on social
Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own. Alexei Sayle feedhonestlymind Change image and share on social
It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political. Alexei Sayle constantparentpolitical Change image and share on social
Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way. Alexei Sayle fancyfriendwoman Change image and share on social
First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets. Alexei Sayle buffeteatera Change image and share on social
