Alexei Sayle

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

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These are some quotes by British author Alexei Sayle Comedian, who was born on August 7, 1952.

Quotes by Alexei Sayle

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Alexei Sayle

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Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.

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The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.

Alexei Sayle

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