People aren't universally heroic. Alexei Sayle heroicpeopleuniversally Change image and share on social
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git. Alexei Sayle americanelevatorgit Change image and share on social
I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus. Alexei Sayle absentattachesophagus Change image and share on social
I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that. Alexei Sayle comicalcruelhumour Change image and share on social
I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically. Alexei Sayle artisticallybbcchallenge Change image and share on social
The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off. Alexei Sayle audiencecomediandie Change image and share on social
But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder. Alexei Sayle beliefcentralcommunist Change image and share on social
I always thought communism was crap, really. Alexei Sayle communismcrapthink Change image and share on social
Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it? Alexei Sayle advisoramericapeople Change image and share on social