Top 50 Quotes by Alexei Sayle

I'm an intellectual.

But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.

I always thought communism was crap, really.

If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.

I feel really ambiguous about the psychology of people trying to do good in the world.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.

I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.

It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.