If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't. Alexei Sayle easygoodlot Change image and share on social
If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else. Alexei Sayle agreepiquestart Change image and share on social
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git. Alexei Sayle annoyarmband Change image and share on social
I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff. Alexei Sayle agecharacterlead Change image and share on social
However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done. Alexei Sayle complicatefactload share on social
I feel sorry for many politicians... we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not. Alexei Sayle completelyconsistentexpect Change image and share on social
I wanted to write about how people's beliefs shift. Alexei Sayle beliefpeopleshift Change image and share on social
For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about. Alexei Sayle memoirpeopleshowbiz Change image and share on social