Top 50 Quotes by Alexei Sayle

First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.

Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.

It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.

I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.

I feel sorry for many politicians... we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.

I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.

I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.

I would say I was still a Marxist - which is not to be confused with being a Communist. Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else.