When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books. Alan King backbookcomic Change image and share on social
There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust. Alan King anymoretrust Change image and share on social
Museums are good things, places to look and absorb and learn. Alan King absorbgoodlearn Change image and share on social
Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business. Alan King amazebusinesscall Change image and share on social
I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice. Alan King carnegiehallmake Change image and share on social
My son says I never tell stories about anyone who's living. Alan King livesonstory Change image and share on social
One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.' Alan King dinnerhavejapanese Change image and share on social
Performing is just standing up there and doing something. Performance takes on an edge to it. It has a more dramatic context. Alan King contextdramaticedge Change image and share on social
I'm only... I'm only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I'm a... I'm just screaming all over the place with joy. Alan King badgivegood Change image and share on social
A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat! Alan King eatholidayjewish Change image and share on social
