My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating. Alan King bedeatfavorite Change image and share on social
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King bankbankerchain Change image and share on social
Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it. Alan King abilitybehavecomedy share on social
If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny. Alan King alivecurrentfunny Change image and share on social
Smoked salmon is for dinner. Belly lox is for breakfast. Don't get that mixed up. Alan King bellybreakfastdinner Change image and share on social