And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them. Alan King attackfunhumor Change image and share on social
I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want. Alan King broilcarechop share on social
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. Alan King branfifteenlive Change image and share on social
I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify. Alan King abilityaudiencebig Change image and share on social
Right when I started in show... Milton Berle was my first idol. When I was a kid, I went to see Milton at Lowe's State, and I never laughed so much, and I said, 'That's who I want to be; that's what I want to be.' Alan King berleidolkid share on social
My father was a dreamer - my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady's handbags, an old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: 'Don't end up like me.' Alan King bigconsidercutter share on social
Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank. Alan King ballcookfluffy Change image and share on social
My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails. Alan King brothercollegecut Change image and share on social
As you get older, as you become more sensitive, feel more, it becomes harder to make jokes. You censor yourself. Alan King censorfeelhard Change image and share on social
