My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.' Alan King fatherhelpleave Change image and share on social
When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day. Alan King daydecidedinner Change image and share on social
The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life. Alan King dictatorfulllife Change image and share on social
My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails. Alan King brothercollegecut Change image and share on social
It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback. Alan King allowcomebackeasy Change image and share on social
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King bankbankerchain Change image and share on social
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny. Alan King davidfindfunny Change image and share on social
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something. Alan King expensegreathumor Change image and share on social
I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going. Alan King kitchenmotherpot Change image and share on social
