My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.' Alan King fatherhelpleave Change image and share on social
When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day. Alan King daydecidedinner Change image and share on social
I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going. Alan King kitchenmotherpot Change image and share on social
I had a sympathetic role in 'thirtysomething,' and in two weeks I'm going to do the role again. But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It's much more fun. Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me. Alan King backballfun share on social
It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback. Alan King allowcomebackeasy Change image and share on social
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King bankbankerchain Change image and share on social
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny. Alan King davidfindfunny Change image and share on social
Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it. Alan King abilitybehavecomedy share on social
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something. Alan King expensegreathumor Change image and share on social