Bad weather always looks worse through a window. Tom Lehrer badbadlyweather Change image and share on social
When I was in college, there were certain words you couldn't say in front of a girl. Now you can say them, but you can't say 'girl.' Tom Lehrer collegefrontgirl Change image and share on social
The people who were in college in the '50s were my first real audience, and their kids, the people who found my records in the cabinet during their 'Mad 'magazine years picked me up also. Tom Lehrer 50saudiencecabinet Change image and share on social
The real issues I don't think most people touch. The Clinton jokes are all about Monica Lewinsky and all that stuff and not about the important things, like the fact that he wouldn't ban landmines. Tom Lehrer banclintonfact Change image and share on social
Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you. Tom Lehrer carefuldeedgood Change image and share on social
The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. Tom Lehrer abilityamericanarmy Change image and share on social
I thought about majoring in Math, Chemistry and English, but Math had the fewest requirements, so I went with it. I knew I wanted to teach, and Math was my field, so I studied Math. Tom Lehrer chemistryenglishfew Change image and share on social
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! Tom Lehrer fellowhatelove Change image and share on social
I'm not tempted to write a song about George W. Bush. I couldn't figure out what sort of song I would write. That's the problem: I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them. Tom Lehrer bushfiguregeorge share on social
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. Tom Lehrer fiftyfoodimportant Change image and share on social
