The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. Tom Lehrer abilityamericanarmy Change image and share on social
Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you. Tom Lehrer carefuldeedgood Change image and share on social
I thought about majoring in Math, Chemistry and English, but Math had the fewest requirements, so I went with it. I knew I wanted to teach, and Math was my field, so I studied Math. Tom Lehrer chemistryenglishfew Change image and share on social
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! Tom Lehrer fellowhatelove Change image and share on social
I'm not tempted to write a song about George W. Bush. I couldn't figure out what sort of song I would write. That's the problem: I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them. Tom Lehrer bushfiguregeorge share on social
You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody. Tom Lehrer offensivesatirical Change image and share on social
San Francisco is a city of twenty-something millionaire white kids named Doug. Tom Lehrer citydougfrancisco Change image and share on social
In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.' Tom Lehrer frontgirlword Change image and share on social
I like Jon Stewart. He's not as obnoxious as Dennis Miller, whom I really can't stand. Tom Lehrer dennisjonmiller Change image and share on social
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. Tom Lehrer fiftyfoodimportant Change image and share on social
