I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery. Tom Lehrer copyrightfindflattery Change image and share on social
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. Tom Lehrer communicatefeltperson Change image and share on social
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. Tom Lehrer communicatepeopleshut Change image and share on social
Eddie Izzard is wonderful, I think, but I've only seen that one HBO special he did. He's one of the few people who talk about stuff other than girlfriends and relationships and flatulence and genitalia. There are very few of them who actually talk about real stuff. Tom Lehrer eddieflatulencegenitalia share on social
The people who were in college in the '50s were my first real audience, and their kids, the people who found my records in the cabinet during their 'Mad 'magazine years picked me up also. Tom Lehrer 50saudiencecabinet Change image and share on social
When I was in college, there were certain words you couldn't say in front of a girl. Now you can say them, but you can't say 'girl.' Tom Lehrer collegefrontgirl Change image and share on social
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. Tom Lehrer actressegolose Change image and share on social
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. Tom Lehrer funnyinvoluntarylaugh Change image and share on social
I loved high school, but I wouldn't want to do it again. Tom Lehrer highloveschool Change image and share on social
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. Tom Lehrer fiftyfoodimportant Change image and share on social
