Bad weather always looks worse through a window. Tom Lehrer badbadlyweather Change image and share on social
I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery. Tom Lehrer copyrightfindflattery Change image and share on social
I figure I wrote 37 songs in 20 years, and that's not exactly a full-time job. It wasn't that I was writing and writing and writing and quit. Every now and then I wrote something, and every now and then I didn't. The second just outnumbered the first. Tom Lehrer figurefulljob share on social
San Francisco is a city of twenty-something millionaire white kids named Doug. Tom Lehrer citydougfrancisco Change image and share on social
Eddie Izzard is wonderful, I think, but I've only seen that one HBO special he did. He's one of the few people who talk about stuff other than girlfriends and relationships and flatulence and genitalia. There are very few of them who actually talk about real stuff. Tom Lehrer eddieflatulencegenitalia share on social
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. Tom Lehrer actressegolose Change image and share on social
There's something mathematically satisfying about music: notes fit together and harmony and all that. And mathematics has to do with abstractions and making connections. Tom Lehrer abstractionconnectionfit Change image and share on social
The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. Tom Lehrer abilityamericanarmy Change image and share on social
When you're in a public profession like I was, and you stop doing it like I did, people think you're either crazy or dead. Tom Lehrer crazydeadpeople Change image and share on social
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. Tom Lehrer fiftyfoodimportant Change image and share on social
