San Francisco is a city of twenty-something millionaire white kids named Doug. Tom Lehrer citydougfrancisco Change image and share on social
In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.' Tom Lehrer frontgirlword Change image and share on social
I like Jon Stewart. He's not as obnoxious as Dennis Miller, whom I really can't stand. Tom Lehrer dennisjonmiller Change image and share on social
I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery. Tom Lehrer copyrightfindflattery Change image and share on social
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. Tom Lehrer communicatefeltperson Change image and share on social
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. Tom Lehrer communicatepeopleshut Change image and share on social
Eddie Izzard is wonderful, I think, but I've only seen that one HBO special he did. He's one of the few people who talk about stuff other than girlfriends and relationships and flatulence and genitalia. There are very few of them who actually talk about real stuff. Tom Lehrer eddieflatulencegenitalia share on social
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. Tom Lehrer actressegolose Change image and share on social
There's something mathematically satisfying about music: notes fit together and harmony and all that. And mathematics has to do with abstractions and making connections. Tom Lehrer abstractionconnectionfit Change image and share on social
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. Tom Lehrer fiftyfoodimportant Change image and share on social
