If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. Tom Lehrer communicatefeltperson Change image and share on social
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. Tom Lehrer communicatepeopleshut Change image and share on social
The real issues I don't think most people touch. The Clinton jokes are all about Monica Lewinsky and all that stuff and not about the important things, like the fact that he wouldn't ban landmines. Tom Lehrer banclintonfact Change image and share on social
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. Tom Lehrer actressegolose Change image and share on social
Bad weather always looks worse through a window. Tom Lehrer badbadlyweather Change image and share on social
I loved high school, but I wouldn't want to do it again. Tom Lehrer highloveschool Change image and share on social
I wasn't really a performer by temperament. Tom Lehrer performertemperament Change image and share on social
Irreverence is easy - what's hard is wit. Tom Lehrer easyhardirreverence Change image and share on social
Eddie Izzard is wonderful, I think, but I've only seen that one HBO special he did. He's one of the few people who talk about stuff other than girlfriends and relationships and flatulence and genitalia. There are very few of them who actually talk about real stuff. Tom Lehrer eddieflatulencegenitalia share on social
The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. Tom Lehrer abilityamericanarmy Change image and share on social