I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. Tom Lehrer communicatepeopleshut Change image and share on social
When I was in college, there were certain words you couldn't say in front of a girl. Now you can say them, but you can't say 'girl.' Tom Lehrer collegefrontgirl Change image and share on social
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. Tom Lehrer actressegolose Change image and share on social
Bad weather always looks worse through a window. Tom Lehrer badbadlyweather Change image and share on social
I loved high school, but I wouldn't want to do it again. Tom Lehrer highloveschool Change image and share on social
I wasn't really a performer by temperament. Tom Lehrer performertemperament Change image and share on social
Irreverence is easy - what's hard is wit. Tom Lehrer easyhardirreverence Change image and share on social
Eddie Izzard is wonderful, I think, but I've only seen that one HBO special he did. He's one of the few people who talk about stuff other than girlfriends and relationships and flatulence and genitalia. There are very few of them who actually talk about real stuff. Tom Lehrer eddieflatulencegenitalia share on social
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. Tom Lehrer agedeadmozart Change image and share on social
I thought about majoring in Math, Chemistry and English, but Math had the fewest requirements, so I went with it. I knew I wanted to teach, and Math was my field, so I studied Math. Tom Lehrer chemistryenglishfew Change image and share on social
