I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity. Tom Lehrer adolescencebypassmaturity Change image and share on social
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. Tom Lehrer agedeadmozart Change image and share on social
Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? Tom Lehrer enjoylincolnplay Change image and share on social
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. Tom Lehrer blindboxcheck Change image and share on social
I always prided myself on at least trying to be literate and use the right words, and if the audience didn't get it, then they could go home and look it up. Tom Lehrer audiencehomeliterate Change image and share on social
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. Tom Lehrer communicatefeelperson Change image and share on social
