When you're in a public profession like I was, and you stop doing it like I did, people think you're either crazy or dead. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes crazy dead people
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. Tom Lehrer dependlifepiano Change image and share on social
Bad weather always looks worse through a window. Tom Lehrer badbadlyweather Change image and share on social
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! Tom Lehrer fellowhatelove Change image and share on social
We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene. Jeff Cooper apparentlyarmcircle share on social