I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes about a celebrity's death within the first two minutes of that celebrity dying. Timothy Simons celebritydeathdie Change image and share on social
The Duplass brothers do that so well - that very simple, very horrifically awkward comedy. Timothy Simons awkwardbrothercomedy Change image and share on social
We live in a world in which whatever you do has a parody account online in moments. Timothy Simons accountlivemoment Change image and share on social
There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors. Timothy Simons behaviorcrossoverdistinct Change image and share on social
After school, I was planning to jump from regional theater to regional theater. Timothy Simons jumpplanregional Change image and share on social
My dad's a photographer, and my sister is a writer and a poet. My little brother is a mandolin player - he's a bluegrass musician. It's always been a part of the family. Timothy Simons bluegrassbrotherdad Change image and share on social
IPods just made music about how many songs you could have on you at all times. Timothy Simons ipodsmakemusic Change image and share on social
I started out with the intention of studying physics. I was a terrible high school student outside of the fact that I did well in physics, but there's a big difference between being good at physics and being a physicist, so I jettisoned that very quickly. Timothy Simons bigdifferencefact share on social
I really wanted to go to a city and get involved in a theater scene and a theater community. I had some friends who had moved out to Chicago and had said really good things about it and about the work. I didn't care at that time about making money. Timothy Simons carechicagocity share on social
David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times. Timothy Simons anniversarydavidgrow Change image and share on social
