I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been sort of a physical abnormality. Timothy Simons abnormalityawkwardbear Change image and share on social
There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors. Timothy Simons behaviorcrossoverdistinct Change image and share on social
I don't know, and certainly I've been guilty of making a judgment about a celebrity, but there's a part of me that's like, 'Why don't you take the time you're spending ripping James Franco and go do something you like?' Timothy Simons celebrityfrancoguilty share on social
There are people I've met in L.A. who kind of only talk about the business. Because maybe they think that's the best move. Timothy Simons businesshavekind Change image and share on social
I'm particularly bad at breaking if something's funny. I'm not professional, so I do often laugh, but less at what I do and more often at what other people do. Timothy Simons badbreakfunny Change image and share on social
There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game of Thrones.' Timothy Simons characterfunnygame Change image and share on social
It's so odd because I don't even know if I'm cut out for it, but being a movie star guy, I sort of end up gravitating toward the Coen brothers. That's one of the reasons my wife and I moved to L.A.: that however much of a pipe dream that would be, I moved to L.A. because I'd love to work with the Coen brothers. Timothy Simons brothercoencut share on social
If you're going to go to an audition, you don't want to go in trying to force yourself into some archetype that has been thought up by a director and translated by a casting director. Timothy Simons archetypeauditioncast Change image and share on social