I've done a pretty good job of curating a Twitter feed that doesn't make me hate the world. Timothy Simons curatefeedgood Change image and share on social
I've lived with myself for a very long time, so I'm aware of what I look like. I'm under no false pretense that I'm a stunner, so if somebody comes up and says something about my physical appearance, it's okay. Timothy Simons appearanceawarefalse share on social
I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been sort of a physical abnormality. Timothy Simons abnormalityawkwardbear Change image and share on social
There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors. Timothy Simons behaviorcrossoverdistinct Change image and share on social
I'll believe I made it when I'm 100 years old, I'm still able to get work, and they're about to put me in a coffin, and I'll be like, 'Yeah, OK, it went all right.' But until then, I'm not saying it. Timothy Simons coffinmakeput Change image and share on social
There are people I've met in L.A. who kind of only talk about the business. Because maybe they think that's the best move. Timothy Simons businesshavekind Change image and share on social
There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game of Thrones.' Timothy Simons characterfunnygame Change image and share on social
It's so odd because I don't even know if I'm cut out for it, but being a movie star guy, I sort of end up gravitating toward the Coen brothers. That's one of the reasons my wife and I moved to L.A.: that however much of a pipe dream that would be, I moved to L.A. because I'd love to work with the Coen brothers. Timothy Simons brothercoencut share on social