I think I was a behavior problem, mostly, but in a fun way. I tried to tell jokes. I was the middle kid, so I was always looking for attention and trying to be the one that equalized everything. Timothy Simons attentionbehaviorequalize Change image and share on social
It's so odd because I don't even know if I'm cut out for it, but being a movie star guy, I sort of end up gravitating toward the Coen brothers. That's one of the reasons my wife and I moved to L.A.: that however much of a pipe dream that would be, I moved to L.A. because I'd love to work with the Coen brothers. Timothy Simons brothercoencut share on social
I'm a night person, but because of being in the film business and having children, my schedule has shifted, and I'm always terrified that I'm going to oversleep. Timothy Simons businesschildfilm Change image and share on social
I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes about a celebrity's death within the first two minutes of that celebrity dying. Timothy Simons celebritydeathdie Change image and share on social
I'm saying nothing new that Dave Pasquesi is really good at what he does. Timothy Simons davegoodpasquesi Change image and share on social
I took one class at Second City called Improv for Actors, and that was it, and that was only because my agent told me I had to. Timothy Simons actoragentcall Change image and share on social
I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been sort of a physical abnormality. Timothy Simons abnormalityawkwardbear Change image and share on social
My dad was a photographer, so we had all these studio portraits of us. Timothy Simons dadphotographerportrait Change image and share on social
My dad's a photographer, and my sister is a writer and a poet. My little brother is a mandolin player - he's a bluegrass musician. It's always been a part of the family. Timothy Simons bluegrassbrotherdad Change image and share on social
There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors. Timothy Simons behaviorcrossoverdistinct Change image and share on social