Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is. Tim Vine comedycoverqualify Change image and share on social
I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity of stand-up means that some people are getting to play rock star venues. Tim Vine kindmeanpeople Change image and share on social
I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down. Tim Vine bookgluehistory Change image and share on social
People think that because of my act that I must have a really busy mind and I must be driven. I really am not. I quite like going outside and looking at spiders on a hedge in my garden and stuff. Tim Vine actbusydrive Change image and share on social
One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they're both enjoying it. Tim Vine dadenjoyoccasionally Change image and share on social
I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum. Tim Vine bansteadcoffeecosta share on social
With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke. Tim Vine condenseconfidencehear Change image and share on social
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again. Tim Vine haveholidaylifetime Change image and share on social
Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds. Tim Vine blowcandlecouple Change image and share on social
