My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage. Steven Wright actexaggerationexpressive Change image and share on social
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.' Steven Wright dressfindgotta Change image and share on social
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. Steven Wright amnesiadejatime Change image and share on social
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. Steven Wright earlyfastindy Change image and share on social
You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor. Steven Wright branchheadhumor Change image and share on social
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. Steven Wright beardaydiary Change image and share on social
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life. Steven Wright comedycommentlife Change image and share on social
I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business. Steven Wright businesslaughonstage Change image and share on social
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see. Steven Wright comediangenerallife Change image and share on social