You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright put Change image and share on social
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. Steven Wright backcoffeeinstant Change image and share on social
I like to reminisce with people I don't know. Steven Wright peoplereminisce Change image and share on social
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage. Steven Wright actexaggerationexpressive Change image and share on social
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.' Steven Wright dressfindgotta Change image and share on social
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. Steven Wright hotelletternight Change image and share on social
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. Steven Wright amnesiadejatime Change image and share on social
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. Steven Wright earlyfastindy Change image and share on social
