At one point he decided enough was enough. Steven Wright decidepoint Change image and share on social
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright put Change image and share on social
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. Steven Wright backcoffeeinstant Change image and share on social
I like to reminisce with people I don't know. Steven Wright peoplereminisce Change image and share on social
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage. Steven Wright actexaggerationexpressive Change image and share on social
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.' Steven Wright dressfindgotta Change image and share on social
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. Steven Wright amnesiadejatime Change image and share on social
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. Steven Wright earlyfastindy Change image and share on social
