I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke. Steven Wright arrestkaraokelip Change image and share on social
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright put Change image and share on social
I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night - and I'd dream about it being me. Steven Wright brilliantcarsoncomic Change image and share on social
The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in an abstract perspective. But then, the world is basically insane - and it's trying to pass itself off as being a sane place. I show it for what it is. Steven Wright abstractbasicallyexplain share on social
I like to reminisce with people I don't know. Steven Wright peoplereminisce Change image and share on social
When I die, I'm gonna leave my body to science fiction. Steven Wright bodydiefiction Change image and share on social
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. Steven Wright bodydiefiction Change image and share on social
Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal... 'Oh, no, here comes the bus. Where am I gonna sit on the bus?' Steven Wright bigbuschildhood Change image and share on social
