Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes joke laugh people
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Wright askboatbook Change image and share on social
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it. Steven Wright addbuyinstant Change image and share on social
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.' Steven Wright beddeathend Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social
