I'm not really a relationship expert but... I'm an expert on manhood and what men think. Steve Harvey expertmanmanhood Change image and share on social
I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do. Steve Harvey butterfunnygift Change image and share on social
People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart. Steve Harvey heartideajoke Change image and share on social
I just believe if you don't believe in God, then where is your moral barometer? That's just me talking. You can believe what you want to believe. Steve Harvey barometergodmoral Change image and share on social
I won an amateur night, October 8th, 1985. I went to work the next day and quit my job. Steve Harvey 8thamateurday Change image and share on social
All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love. Steve Harvey dresserearnfamily share on social
The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I walked up and said, 'Ma'am, I'm going to marry you one day.' And 15 years later, I did. Steve Harvey afterwarddayfront share on social
Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted. Steve Harvey caredreamfuture share on social
I never say 'nagging.' I think that 'nagging' is a term that men created to get women to pipe down some. But, it's a trap that we've created. We created several terms for women to back you down. Nagging means to stop asking me questions, then we get away with more. I think it's a term men created. Steve Harvey backcreatehave share on social
I know how men think when they're not responding to questions in a clinical study. Steve Harvey clinicalmanquestion Change image and share on social