I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check. Steve Harvey checkjoke Change image and share on social
Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do. Steve Harvey changecomediancrowd Change image and share on social
I tell people I'm a stand-up comedian two hours a week. The rest of the time, I'm somebody's husband, I'm somebody's father. I'm a man. I take great pride in that. Steve Harvey comedianfathergreat Change image and share on social
My mother raised me in the church. I was not allowed to stay home on Sunday; there was no option. I sang in the choir all the way up until I went to college. Steve Harvey allowchoirchurch Change image and share on social
Hollywood is run by people who sit up in their executive office, who are not connected to Mississippi, Alabama, Chicago, South Carolina. They know nothing about that, they don't go to church, and they make their decisions about what they think is right. Steve Harvey alabamacarolinachicago share on social
One of the biggest misconceptions that a woman has is that a man has to accept her the way she is. No, we don't. I don't know who told you that. We like the bright and shiny. If you stop wearing the makeup, stop putting on nail polish, stop wearing high heels, you'll lose us. Steve Harvey acceptbigbright share on social
I don't want people to see me fall. I mean, I got enough people cheering for me to fall now... The Internet has created some amazing place for evil to exist, you dig? Steve Harvey amazecheercreate Change image and share on social
You can be happy, or you can be right. If you want to be part of a couple and win every argument, you're in trouble. Steve Harvey argumentcouplehappy Change image and share on social
I never in my life saw myself as a game show host. I don't want to be a traffic cop. Steve Harvey copgamehost Change image and share on social
Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her. Steve Harvey bathecareday share on social