Top 78 Quotes by Steve Harvey

We all think that this relationship thing is a game out here. All I'm saying to women is, 'Okay. If it's a game, here are the rules that we play by.'

You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.

I'm not a good mother at all.

You can't go forward and backwards at the same time.

All men can and will change. But there's only one woman we're going to change for.

When you're happy at home, you can make a lot of things happen.

Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

I pay attention to every minute of the day.

I tell people I'm a stand-up comedian two hours a week. The rest of the time, I'm somebody's husband, I'm somebody's father. I'm a man. I take great pride in that.

I know how men think when they're not responding to questions in a clinical study.