Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her. Steve Harvey bathecareday share on social
I never in my life saw myself as a game show host. I don't want to be a traffic cop. Steve Harvey copgamehost Change image and share on social
All men can and will change. But there's only one woman we're going to change for. Steve Harvey changemanwoman Change image and share on social
There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I've ever written. Steve Harvey blowchristhand Change image and share on social
One of the biggest misconceptions that a woman has is that a man has to accept her the way she is. No, we don't. I don't know who told you that. We like the bright and shiny. If you stop wearing the makeup, stop putting on nail polish, stop wearing high heels, you'll lose us. Steve Harvey acceptbigbright share on social
I tell my boys not to play rough with their younger sister. I try to teach them what I know already: You're never going to win an argument with a girl, so just let her have what she wants! Steve Harvey argumentboygirl Change image and share on social
I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something. Steve Harvey jokelifestage Change image and share on social
How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long. Steve Harvey knowledgelacklong Change image and share on social
I don't rehearse on either of my shows, 'Family Feud' or my talk show. I never rehearse with the guests. I don't want to have any preconceived thoughts, notions, because that kills my creativity as a host and as a stand up. Steve Harvey creativityfamilyfeud share on social
I know how men think when they're not responding to questions in a clinical study. Steve Harvey clinicalmanquestion Change image and share on social
