I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do. Steve Harvey butterfunnygift Change image and share on social
The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I walked up and said, 'Ma'am, I'm going to marry you one day.' And 15 years later, I did. Steve Harvey afterwarddayfront share on social
I never saw myself not being a stand-up. That was my plan. Steve Harvey planstand Change image and share on social
I ain't no author, man... my writing skills are not of 'New York Times' best-seller quality, trust and believe it ain't. My vocabulary ain't. Steve Harvey authormanquality Change image and share on social
From the time I was taught how to drive, I was taught how to behave when I'm stopped. Steve Harvey behavedrivestop Change image and share on social
My marriage to Marjorie is the most rewarding thing that ever happened to me. She gave me a life and a relationship that I didn't know existed. Steve Harvey existgivehappen Change image and share on social
Every day, President Obama sends a beautiful message about how we should treat our women based on how he treats his wife. When people went after his wife during the campaign, he took a stand. Steve Harvey basebeautifulcampaign Change image and share on social
You've got to be vulnerable when you're talking to kids. There's nothing worse than some adult standing up there just talking down to some kid. You can't work that way. Steve Harvey adultbadlyhave Change image and share on social
I got married for the wrong reasons. I was tired of being alone. I have to own that. It was me, not her. Steve Harvey marryreasontire Change image and share on social
God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it. Steve Harvey disappointforgetgod Change image and share on social