I never saw myself not being a stand-up. That was my plan. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes plan stand
How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long. Steve Harvey knowledgelacklong Change image and share on social
You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody. Steve Harvey guylieminute Change image and share on social
God has given me a life far beyond anything I ever dreamed about. God is, man, God is something else man. Steve Harvey dreamgodlife Change image and share on social
I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. Lindsay Lohan baddaughterday Change image and share on social
It is only when you watch the dense mass of thousands of ants, crowded together around the Hill, blackening the ground, that you begin to see the whole beast, and now you observe it thinking, planning, calculating. It is an intelligence, a kind of live computer, with crawling bits for its wits. Lewis Thomas antbeastbegin share on social