Steve Harvey

How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.

You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

God has given me a life far beyond anything I ever dreamed about. God is, man, God is something else man.

A lot of the early adoption of WordPress was actually from thousands and millions of individually hosted instances, so a lot of the people who ran WordPress were on their own.

One Moment in Time because I think it describes me as a person and how I felt about being on the show.

Jokes are very curious things psychologically.