Top 78 Quotes by Steve Harvey

The Lord saved my soul.

God has positioned me just this way to be just like I am, to say what I say how I say it.

There's a lot more to me than just funny.

You can be happy, or you can be right. If you want to be part of a couple and win every argument, you're in trouble.

I tell my boys not to play rough with their younger sister. I try to teach them what I know already: You're never going to win an argument with a girl, so just let her have what she wants!

You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

I'm not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.

All men can and will change. But there's only one woman we're going to change for.

My mother was a Sunday school teacher. So I am a byproduct of prayer. My mom just kept on praying for her son.

I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.