Seth Meyers

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.

I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves.

I'm a big pasta fan. I'm a big Italian food fan. Anything Italian - I love cheese, mozzarella. Mozzarella is my favorite, so I have to say anything Italian, I'll take it.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.