Sam Kinison

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not?

I like to catch fish and release them. I probably haven't killed a fish that I've caught in sport fishing for 20 years. No reason to kill it. You know, just take it and release it.

By pouring money and goods into devastated regions, foreign aid workers sometimes compound the disruption and debauch the survivors.

The dew of compassion is a tear.