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Being spontaneous at times is a must. Being spontaneous all the time is a crazy person. Ryan Hansen crazypersonspontaneous Change image and share on social
I can play 'Guitar Hero,' most of the songs on Medium and some of the songs on Hard. No Expert. Ryan Hansen expertguitarhard Change image and share on social
Honestly, it's been amazing to be a part of this journey on 'Veronica Mars.' Ryan Hansen amazehonestlyjourney Change image and share on social
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. Graham Norton blissfartfind Change image and share on social
It is not her body that he wants but it is only through her body that he can take possession of another human being, so he must labor upon her body, he must enter her body, to make his claim. Joyce Carol Oates bodyclaimenter Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social