It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot. Graham Norton chancefindhot Change image and share on social
I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do. Graham Norton exceedhavewant Change image and share on social
My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule. Graham Norton dayexceptionfriday share on social
I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive. Graham Norton alivebetgibb Change image and share on social
I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it. Graham Norton campcampnesscope Change image and share on social
Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?' Graham Norton boyfrienddepressdoctor share on social
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. Graham Norton blissfartfind Change image and share on social
One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life. Graham Norton caregaygreat Change image and share on social
Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No! Graham Norton creditdepth Change image and share on social
I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. Graham Norton miserablerelationshipunhappy Change image and share on social
