Ryan Hansen

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.

Being spontaneous at times is a must. Being spontaneous all the time is a crazy person.

I can play 'Guitar Hero,' most of the songs on Medium and some of the songs on Hard. No Expert.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

I take class at the Groundlings, and my personal coach is Lesley Kahn.