And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes funny humor turn
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Roseanne Barr chestheartman Change image and share on social
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. Roseanne Barr alivefeelhave Change image and share on social
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology. Roseanne Barr biologybotherenjoy Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
Recently, I was in Bernalda, my dad's ancestral home town in Italy. He has just refurbished a palazzo and turned it into a hotel, so we had my sister's wedding there. It was beautiful. Roman Coppola ancestralbeautifulbernalda Change image and share on social
You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs. Daniel H. Wilson belongfindhope Change image and share on social