You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes album joke throw
I've got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called 'Jayne Mansfield's Car.' I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie. Ron White billybobcall share on social
I want my fans to feel like we're always in touch. Because without 'em, I wouldn't be able to do any of this. Ron White fanfeeltouch Change image and share on social
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it's about. The content's got to be great, but then it's got to be delivered. It's a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work. Ron White contentdelivergreat Change image and share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social
I have thrown chairs, but only during football matches. Generally, I am well-behaved. I do not like to make people angry. Jose Carreras angrybehavechair Change image and share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social