To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Robert Orben blamecomputererr Change image and share on social
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! Robert Orben confusegirlgreat Change image and share on social
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben alienillegalindian Change image and share on social
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Robert Orben failurereleasesuccess Change image and share on social
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. Robert Orben alternativechoicecrisis Change image and share on social
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. Robert Orben arrangementfillfoot Change image and share on social
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it. Robert Orben aheadcomedysecret Change image and share on social
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds. Robert Orben bothermind Change image and share on social
