In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. Robert Orben alternativechoicecrisis Change image and share on social
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben alienillegalindian Change image and share on social
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. Robert Orben bigdeskhappiness Change image and share on social
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Robert Orben failurereleasesuccess Change image and share on social
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. Robert Orben backchildfind Change image and share on social
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. Robert Orben arrangementfillfoot Change image and share on social
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it. Robert Orben aheadcomedysecret Change image and share on social
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Robert Orben bringdemocracyhistory Change image and share on social
