To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Robert Orben blamecomputererr Change image and share on social
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! Robert Orben confusegirlgreat Change image and share on social
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben americadayforbes Change image and share on social
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben alienillegalindian Change image and share on social
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it. Robert Orben aheadcomedysecret Change image and share on social
Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer. Robert Orben insecurejokeline Change image and share on social
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. Robert Orben arrangementfillfoot Change image and share on social
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. Robert Orben continuehumorsmoldering Change image and share on social
