What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds. Robert Orben bothermind Change image and share on social
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. Robert Orben alternativechoicecrisis Change image and share on social
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. Robert Orben flynavigatortime Change image and share on social
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. Robert Orben americanautoback Change image and share on social
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. Robert Orben backchildfind Change image and share on social
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. Robert Orben bigdeskhappiness Change image and share on social
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. Robert Orben childhandleaf Change image and share on social
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Robert Orben eatfoodhealth Change image and share on social
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Robert Orben bringdemocracyhistory Change image and share on social
If you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben laughwork Change image and share on social
