Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. Robert Orben bigdeskhappiness Change image and share on social
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it. Robert Orben aheadcomedysecret Change image and share on social
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. Robert Orben childhandleaf Change image and share on social
If you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben laughwork Change image and share on social
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. Robert Orben healthquitworry Change image and share on social
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. Robert Orben deliverpeopletemptation Change image and share on social
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. Robert Orben conceptgodobsolescence Change image and share on social
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. Robert Orben countrydeepfelt Change image and share on social
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! Robert Orben bustcorporalgeneral Change image and share on social
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben americaforbeslist Change image and share on social