Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. Robert Orben placepoliticiantaxis Change image and share on social
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. Robert Orben dayvacation Change image and share on social
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff. Robert Orben armcallgentle Change image and share on social
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. Robert Orben crabgrassinflationsaving Change image and share on social
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Robert Orben failurereleasesuccess Change image and share on social
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. Robert Orben dayhaveloser Change image and share on social
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? Robert Orben electionfeltfind Change image and share on social
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. Robert Orben cardcreditfather Change image and share on social
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. Robert Orben capceremonycommencement Change image and share on social
