I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. Robert Orben armcardday Change image and share on social
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Robert Orben airlungplace Change image and share on social
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Robert Orben blamecomputererr Change image and share on social
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? Robert Orben electionfeltfind Change image and share on social
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. Robert Orben cardcreditfather Change image and share on social
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Robert Orben bringdemocracyhistory Change image and share on social
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. Robert Orben capceremonycommencement Change image and share on social
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben americadayforbes Change image and share on social
