Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben americaforbeslist Change image and share on social
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' Robert Orben godspringtime Change image and share on social
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss. Robert Orben chancegoodguy Change image and share on social
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. Robert Orben placepoliticiantaxis Change image and share on social
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Robert Orben failurereleasesuccess Change image and share on social
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. Robert Orben dayvacation Change image and share on social
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Robert Orben eatfoodhealth Change image and share on social
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff. Robert Orben armcallgentle Change image and share on social
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. Robert Orben dayhaveloser Change image and share on social
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. Robert Orben crabgrassinflationsaving Change image and share on social
