There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Robert Orben airlungplace Change image and share on social
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. Robert Orben continuehumorsmoldering Change image and share on social
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. Robert Orben deliverpeopletemptation Change image and share on social
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. Robert Orben conceptgodobsolescence Change image and share on social
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. Robert Orben countrydeepfelt Change image and share on social
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss. Robert Orben chancegoodguy Change image and share on social
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! Robert Orben bustcorporalgeneral Change image and share on social
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben americaforbeslist Change image and share on social
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' Robert Orben godspringtime Change image and share on social
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. Robert Orben placepoliticiantaxis Change image and share on social
