Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. Robert Benchley backdieguy Change image and share on social
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? Robert Benchley coatmartinispin-dry Change image and share on social
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Robert Benchley childdachshunddog Change image and share on social
There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading may be given without first getting the author's permission. It ought to be made much more difficult to do than that. Robert Benchley authordifficultfront Change image and share on social
Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk. Robert Benchley bandcomedownstairs Change image and share on social
We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born. Robert Benchley bearconstantlypeople Change image and share on social
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. Robert Benchley curedeathfamily Change image and share on social