An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens. Robert Benchley ardentgamehometown Change image and share on social
Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous. Robert Benchley bitefeltkill Change image and share on social
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. Robert Benchley begincompounddrink Change image and share on social
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. Robert Benchley discoverfamousfifteen Change image and share on social
Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted. Robert Benchley adaptauthoreasily Change image and share on social
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. Robert Benchley americachildclass Change image and share on social
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley boydogfidelity Change image and share on social
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment. Robert Benchley amountmomentprovide Change image and share on social
At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands. Robert Benchley begincastdross Change image and share on social
Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it. Robert Benchley chinaearend Change image and share on social