A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley boydogimportance Change image and share on social
Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it. Robert Benchley chinaearend Change image and share on social
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Robert Benchley commanddrawenglish Change image and share on social
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens. Robert Benchley ardentgamehometown Change image and share on social
Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous. Robert Benchley bitefeltkill Change image and share on social
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. Robert Benchley begincompounddrink Change image and share on social
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. Robert Benchley americachildclass Change image and share on social
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley boydogfidelity Change image and share on social
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment. Robert Benchley amountmomentprovide Change image and share on social
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Robert Benchley childdachshunddog Change image and share on social
