Robert Benchley

Quotes by Robert Benchley

 

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

Robert Benchley

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Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.

Robert Benchley

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Robert Benchley

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