In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. Robert Benchley americachildclass Change image and share on social
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Robert Benchley childdachshunddog Change image and share on social
Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it. Robert Benchley chinaearend Change image and share on social
In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. Robert Benchley appearancebathroomchild Change image and share on social
Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous. Robert Benchley bitefeltkill Change image and share on social
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? Robert Benchley coatmartinispin-dry Change image and share on social
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. Robert Benchley analyzehumorhumorless Change image and share on social
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. Robert Benchley comecrocusfamily Change image and share on social
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. Robert Benchley afraidphobia Change image and share on social
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. Robert Benchley makemanmonkey Change image and share on social
